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8月28日

零食男人的爱情

    零食男人的爱情          
                                       林夕                                    
  像我的祖母和妈妈一样,我也曾期待过一生一世的爱情,希望我是他的第一,并且是唯一。但是随着初恋的失败,我发现自己被愚弄了。
  在正式恋爱之前,我关于男人的所有经验都来自父亲和哥哥。父亲是典型的北方男人,性格粗犷豪爽,十足的大男子主义,表现在饮食上,喜欢大口喝酒、大块吃肉,而对水果、点心之类的零食不屑一顾,认为纯属女人的玩意儿。在单位不论谁送他水果点心,他都原封不动拿回家给我和妹妹吃。我以为天底下的男人都是这样。可是那天我和男友上街买苹果,五个苹果被他吃掉三个,我当时的心情可想而知,整整一天没理他。
  虽然我们后来分手不是因为苹果,但性质一样。好长一段时间我都坚持认为他不够男人,因为男人是不吃苹果的。这都是无知的代价。我现在的男友不仅吃苹果,还吃巧克力呢。说起来惭愧,许多水果都是他教给我吃的。像芒果、石榴,还有榴莲。我们在一起最快乐的事,就是靠在沙发上,茶几上堆满水果、零食,一边吃一边交谈。我们谈哲学、历史、文学、音乐和绘画。我不得不承认他非常博学多才,这也是我们走近的理由。走近了才知道,哲学和历史,缘于他所受的大学教育和平日的积累,而音乐和绘画,却缘于他的前两任女友。两个女人加起来,拿走了他八年时光。难怪他对音乐和绘画的理解,比许多业内人士还深刻。
  对于他这两段浪漫史,最初我曾心怀嫉妒和不满。但一想到“苹果”事件,也就释然了。男人对于女人的经验只能来自于女人,而非他所受的专业教育。好女人就是一所好学校,与其从零开始培养,我宁愿他在遇到我之前多经历几个女人,我好摘取胜利果实。
  事实的确如此。他是一个不可多得的好的恋爱对象。既对我呵护备至,又尊重我的独立和自由。我们相处这么久,他只强迫我做过一件事——吃榴莲。那是他从广州带回来的。因为味道实在太难闻了,他怎么劝我也不吃,他就捏着我的鼻子硬塞到我嘴里。一秒钟后,我享受到了堪称世界之最的绝妙美味。
  很多时候,我们忽略了这样一个事实:爱情也有连续性。有浪漫史的男人在现实生活中总是有点儿声名狼藉,依我看他们就像榴莲,从外表看怎么都不好,一旦深入其中,甘美自知,妙不可言。也正因如此,我和“零食男人”的恋情一如既往还在前行。我不知道我们能走多远。也许像他的前两任女友一样,我也仅仅是他生命中的一个片段。但这又有什么关系呢?本质上,爱情和人生一样,是一次冒险,是一次以死亡为终点的单程旅行。我从不认为活八十岁比活六十岁更幸福。当生命的活力像潮水一样退去,长寿是一种惩罚。
  不管你愿不愿意承认,这个时代的爱情也像这个时代的职业和城市一样,具有多重选择性和可变性。能够进行到底的极为有限。多数情况下可能互为阶梯,成为各自人生的片段。那种一生一世、从一而终的爱情,是源于传统社会的单一和静态的产物,必将随着社会发展,走向历史的陈列室。
                                                                    摘自《半支烟的爱情》
7月31日

电脑娃娃

电脑娃娃
 
 
最近在家里,能看电视的时间也多了
以前放假就看《家有儿女》,现在看《电脑娃娃》

超喜欢这套电视剧,因为那个小胖子壮壮实在是太可爱了啦!!











剧情梗概
  熊伟和徐萌萌是一对立志丁克的小夫妻,婚后七年的生活自由自在。但是五年前由于早就定居美国的熊父病危,唯一的遗憾是没抱上孙子。所以熊伟当时把朋友大头儿子的照片发给父亲,谎称是自己的儿子,以了老父夙愿。不料熊父看到孙子照片后,一高兴病就好了。所以五年来,熊伟只好隔三差五地寄去朋友儿子的照片。谁知,老两口忽然要回国看孙子,熊伟和徐萌萌不知如何应对,这时好友包东东提供了一条关于电脑娃娃的信息。包东东陪熊伟找到了神秘的怪博士,见到了他制造的电脑娃娃,果然和人类的孩子一模一样,就是很多神奇的功能,让熊伟瞠目结舌。
  熊伟把电脑娃娃领回了家,按照朋友儿子的名字,起名壮壮。壮壮启动家长服务程序,转眼间把房间打扫得干干净净,这让熊伟感到非常新奇。壮壮突然没电了,不知壮壮是电脑娃娃的萌萌吓得惊慌失措。包东东借机指导熊伟和萌萌说壮壮是最高智能型,是需要充电也需要情感呵护的,这次事故是熊伟和萌萌作为父母没爱心,不称职。熊伟和萌萌表示,要学会像对待亲生儿子一样对待壮壮,免得爷爷来后穿帮……

主要演员
    阿雅(柳翰雅)、高亮、胡奥、巴戈、黄爱玲、陈创、苑冉、胡轩豪、高亚麟、张子枫





里面还有《家有儿女》的演员,好象小雨、小雨他爸。。不过他们都是一些小角色,很少出现的。


  剧情很搞笑,壮壮好可爱(他叫土豆?应该算是艺名吧),还有那个他爸大熊样子也挺Q的。

帮忙推荐一下,在深圳卫士有得播,晚上8点和早上10左右,具体播出时间我就不确定了。
大家去看一啦,没介绍错的。
7月3日

NMR

1.        Visible light forms part of the electromagnetic spectrum and extends from wavelength of approximately 400 to 750 nm.

2.        Ultraviolet (UV) radiation (of wavelength that may be exploited for analytical purposes) extends from wavelength of approximately  180 to 400 nm.

3.        The energetic states of orbitals and their electrons are quantized.

4.        The promotion of a valence electron from one orbital to another involves absorption of radiation normally in the UV or visible range of wavelengths.

5.        The energy of electromagnetic radiation =hv = hc /λ

6.        The Beer-Lambert law describes the absorption of radiation by compounds with a molar absorptivity ofε, and a concentration, c, through a path length , l, and states that A =εcl.

7.        Absorbance is unit-less quantity.  A = log10(I0 / I), where I0 is the intensity of the incident radiation and I is the intensity of the transmitted radiation.

8.        A number of different light sources may be used for UV-visible spectroscopy, such as tungsten filament, hydrogen, and deuterium lamps.

9.        Monochromators are used for wavelength selection and are based on diffraction prisms or reflection gratings.

10.    A number of photon detectors are used with UV-visible spectrometers and include photo-tubes, photo-multiplier tubes, silicon photo-diodes, and photo-voltaic cells.

11.    UV-visible spectrometers are based either on a single- or double-beam formats.  Single-beam spectrometers necessitate separate baselines to be determined with blank samples.  Double-beam spectrometers, by contrast, allow two cells to be determined one as a blank to establish the baseline and one for the sample itself.

12.    Cuvettes may be made of quartz, glass, or plastic depending on the wavelength range over which spectra are to be run.  Quartz cuvettes must always be used for wavelength ranges  360 nm.

13.    A shift in the λmax from a shorter to a longer wavelength is known as a bathochromic shift.

14.    A shift in the λmax from a longer to a shorter wavelength is known as a hypsochromic shift.

15.    The rules for conjugated compounds

Nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy

1Nuclear magnetic resonance (NMR) is an instrumental technique based on monitoring how spinning nuclei with magnetic dipoles interact with applied magnetic fields and absorb radiation.

2Nuclei can only absorb energy from an electromagnetic field when they possess a magnetic dipole moment.

3Magnetic dipoles of nuclei interact with a static magnetic field, H, by precessing in a manner analogous to a gyroscope spinning in a gravitational field.

4Frequencies of electromagnetic radiation, r, that will be absorbed may be predicted by: r = ΔE / h, and are known as Larmor frequencies.

5Frequencies of alternating magnetic fields range from a few MHz to 900 MHz or more.

6High resolution NMR is more versatile than low-resolution NMR spectroscopy and finds applications for structural identification of unknown compounds.

7The resonance of a number of differing nuclei may be exploited, although proton (1H) NMR spectroscopy is the most widely used.

8A feature of high resolution NMR spectroscopy is the splitting of peaks due to interactions with nuclei on neighbouring functional groups; this is known as the fine structure of the spectrum.

9The chemical shift, δ, describes the change in frequency of the magnetic field that may be applied in order to bring specific nuclei into resonance with an applied field.

10Chemical shifts are often measured with respect to standards.  The protons of tetramethylsilane are normally used for this purpose.  The peak due to TMS is normally designed aδ= 0.

11Spin-spin coupling describes the interaction of protons in two or more chemical environments to give rise to the fine structure of the NMR spectrum.

12If a functional group, R, with protons undergoes spin-spin coupling with another group possessing N protons, then the NMR peak due to the protons on the R group will be split into a multiplet with N + 1 peaks.

13Integration peaks describe the relative areas under NMR peaks and this may be related to the number of protons in a particular chemical environment.

Mass Spectrometry

1Mass spectrometry is an instrumental technique relying on separating gaseous charged ions according to their mass-to-charge ratios.

2 Sample inlet systems are designed to introduce a sample into the mass spectrometer with as little a loss in the quality of vacuum as possible.

3 The three most commonly used inlet systems used in mass spectrometry are : (1) batch inlet; (2) direct probe; and (3) chromatographic type inlet systems.

4 Mass analysers disperse ionized sampling according to differences in their mass-to-charge (m/z) ratios as they emerge from the ionization source or chamber.

5 There are a number of different ionization chambers routinely being used and these include: electron impact (EI), chemical ionization(CI), fast atom bombardment (FAB), secondary ion mass spectrometer (SIMS), field ionization / desorption, laser desorption, inductively coupled plasma (ICP), and atmospheric pressure electron impact ionization sources, and etc.

6 There are a number of differing mass analysers routinely used and these include:magnetic sector analysers, double focusing analysers, quadrupole mass analysers, ion cyclotron resonance ion trap and time-of-flight mass analysers.

7 Quadrupole mass spectrometers contain four rods: each rod is electrically connected to its neighbour.  A dc potential is applied between the two pairs of rods.  An ac potential is superimposed on these and potentials are used to separate ions according to their m/z ratios.  Ions of individual m/z ratios are sequentially allowed to pass through the space enclosed by the four rods and so onto the mass analyser.

8 Electron impact detectors are widely used as ion detectors within mass spectrometry and may consist of electron multiplier detectors or continuous dynode electron multipliers.  Other ion detectors include:  Faraday cup detectors, and scintillation detectors etc.

Infrared (IR) Spectrometry

1IR radiation forms part of the electromagnetic spectrum and covers a range of wavelengths from approximately 0.8 to 1000 um.

2IR absorption occurs via the stimulation of a number of molecular vibrations including rocking, wagging, scissoring, and twisting motions.

3IR absorption follows the Beer-Lambert law.

4IR spectra are normally presented with the Y-scale representing transmittance (or sometimes percentage transmission) and the X-scale in terms of wavenumber cm-1 .

5Vibrational transitions in molecules cause absorption in the infrared  region of the electro- magnetic spectrum.

 6Vibrational spectra give information about the functional groups in molecule, and the observed group frequencies are affected by molecular interactions such as hydrogen bonding.

7Infrared instruments include a radiation source, a means of analyzing the radiation and a detection and data processing system.  Additionally, sampling methods to deal with gases, liquids, solids, and microsamples and mixtures are available.

8Specific functional groups such as C-H, C=C, C-N, NO2 and OH groups give rise to absorptions at characteristic wavenumbers and these allow compounds to be matched by fingerprinting approaches with reference to data libraries.

9A number of IR sources are used with IR instruments and include Nernst glower, globar, tungsten filament, and laser sources etc.

10Detectors used in IR spectrometers include thermal, pyroelectric, and photoconducting based devices.

11IR spectrometers operate either via dispersive grating or multiplex priciples.

12Multiplex instruments employ an interferometer, the Michelson type interferometer is the most commonly encountered design.  Multiplex instruments rely on de-convoluting the signal by a mathematical treatment of the data such as a Fourier transform.  Many IR spectrometers are simply known as Fourier transform IR (or FTIR) spectrometers.

13 The group frequencies observed in an infrared spectrum of organic compounds are useful indicators of molecular structure.  Inorganic materials may also give specific infrared bands characteristic of their structure and bonding.

14 The intensity of infrared absorbance obeys the Beer-Lambert and may be used for quantitative analysis.

 

4月13日

星座笑话...很搞笑的说

星座笑话
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白羊座

妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊: " 穿裙子时不可以荡秋千;不然,会被小男生看到里面的小内
裤哦! "
有一天,羊羊高兴地对妈妈说: " 今天我和小明比赛荡秋千,我赢了! "
妈妈生气地说: " 不是告诉过你吗?穿裙子时不要荡秋千! "
羊羊骄傲地说: " 可是我好聪明哦!我把里面的小内裤脱掉了,这样他 就看不到
我的小内裤了! "
(勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊)

金牛座

卖瓜小贩: " 快来吃西瓜,不甜不要钱! "
饥渴的牛牛: " 哇!太好了,老板,来个不甜的! "
(持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛)

双子座

妈妈叫双双起床: " 快点起来!公鸡都叫好几遍了! "
双双说: " 公鸡叫和我有什么关系?我又不是母鸡! "
(自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子)

巨蟹座

公车上,蟹蟹说: " 今晚我要和妈妈睡! "
妈妈问道: " 你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿? "
蟹蟹不假思索: " 嗯! "
妈妈又问: " 那你媳妇怎么办? "
蟹蟹想了半天,说: " 好办,让她跟爸爸睡! "
妈妈: " !@#$%︿&*( ……-"
再看爸爸,已经热泪盈眶啦!
(恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹)

狮子座

狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候,狮狮问: " 我们为什么要吃这种像屁
股的寿包? "
众人听了脸色大变。
接著狮狮拨开寿包,看看里面的豆沙,说: " 奶奶,快看!里面还有大便! "
众人晕的晕,吐的吐。
(以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子)

处女座

处处对肚脐很好奇,就问爸爸。
爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下,说: " 婴儿离开母体之后,医
生把脐带减断,并打了一个结,後来就成了肚脐。 "
处处: " 那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结? "
(好奇心强又追求完美的处女)

天秤座

父亲对天天说: " 今天不要上学了,昨晚...你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师
说一下就行了。 "
天天却回答: " 爸爸,我只说生了一个;另一个,我想留著下星期不想上时再说!
"
(聪明、权衡利弊的天平)

天蠍座
蠍蠍刚睡著,就叫蚊子叮了一口。
他起来赶蚊子,却怎么也赶不出去。没法,便指著蚊子说: " 好吧,你不出去我出
去! "
边说边出了房间,把门使劲关严得意地说: " 哼!我今晚不进屋,非把你饿死不可
! "
(搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎)

射手座

射射: " 爸爸,为什么你有那么多白头发? "
爸爸: " 因为你不乖,所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。 "
射射: …… (疑惑中)
射射: " 那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发? "
爸爸:!@#$%︿&*( ……
(喜欢思考的射手)

摩羯座

一天,羯羯跟妈妈上街;走在路上,突然下起雨来。
妈妈拉过羯羯的小手,说: " 下雨了,快往前跑阿! "
羯羯慢条斯理地问: " 那前面就不下雨喽!? "
(明白现实懒得改变的摩羯)

水瓶座

瓶瓶问妈妈: " 问什么称蒋先生为『先人』? "
妈妈说: " 因为 ' 先人 ' 是对死去的人的称呼。 "
瓶瓶说: " 那去世的奶奶是不是要叫『鲜奶』? "
(天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶)

双鱼座

爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。
听完後,鱼鱼两眼含泪,十分同情地问: " 哦,爸爸,你是因为没饭吃才来我们家
的吗? "
(富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼) 

铁血BENBEN!!!!哈哈~~!

好久不怎更新了..
有个读者强烈抗议.
我不得不上来加几个字符..
今天进行了院的足球比赛
         此役首战        
         对手          03应化(大三)
         双方交战历史  1战,我们胜.2:0.去年第一次交锋.

在即将开赛时,身为对手的一个大三师兄过来跟我们说:
"今天的比赛其实不是很重要的,大家都不要T得很狠,因为我们另外一个对手很弱,我们也是为增进友谊而进行这个比赛的......"他说了很多叫大家T得私文一点的话.而我心里对他这个说法一直有保留.
比赛开始才几分钟,我们的高个前锋第一脚射门就进了球..可真快啊!!哈哈..
没多久,尧尧也进球了..我舍友,黑龙江的孩子..
本场比赛我做中卫,不怎么参与进攻..
一开始几球我都解围得还不错
但后来他们狂压上来进攻,他们在一次反击中
将球吊高了
我见是一个很好的机会将它顶出去
但竟然鬼使神差的
我冒顶了...........~~!!!!!
一个后卫最大的错误
而这个错误也被刚才那个师兄逮到了
就这样他进了
追回了一球..
  懊悔中...
为了弥补这个错误
有个机会我就带球进攻了
面对一个上来截球的师兄
我把球推过了他
但竟然让球过不让人过
飞过来把我拌倒
   一个空翻。。。右脚趾先地,失去重心,然后侧身落地..   裁判吹了他犯规..
     结果右脚大脚趾轻度扭伤了..
轻伤不下火线,一个球员应有的作风..
很快就投入了比赛
一般我都不会铲球的,我怕的不是伤了自己,而是伤了对方..
因为后事可多的呢..
良久,无惊无险的T完了上半场..

下半场,比赛还剩下不多时间的时候,我们的队长又为我们增添了一个进球..
              3:1
   后来我也插上参与进攻,第一次将球带到了禁区,可惜没能把球及时传出.被对方后卫断了..
   第二次,我们反击,我带球,面对一个上来拦截的师兄,我又把球推过了他,这时,他出脚飞铲!!!GOD..!!我被铲飞了起来,到底我翻了几圈,当时我也不知道..后来听大头说,好几圈....
我只知道我是胸口先落地,正面趴在地上,当时都说不出话来,很多人都围了上来..
我不好意思让他们这样看着,就死撑着起来了..  伤了右肘..皮外伤..
起来后,我调整了一下,没事,继续做我的铁血战士..哈哈.
不过,现在胸口真的有那么一点感觉..

好了..三个进球..我们理想的结果!!!嘻嘻...赢了就好!!!